Once upon a morning dreary, while I stepped out, weak and weary,
Over many a cobblestone path to Oak's Laboratory's door
While I was to receive my starter, suddenly there came my rival,
And he snatched it very boldly, leaving me in shock galore,
"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "That Eevee should have
been mine, 'tis true!"
Quoth the rodent, "Pika Chu."